We might need to start a vehicle related "stay at home" violation blotter

"Nom De Plume" (unlistedusername) 05/13/2020 at 11:18 • Filed to: None

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This one caught my eye reading through the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for violating stay at home orders in my state.

 “Committing criminal activity in the close confines of a compact sedan with people who do not reside together is not permitted per the executive order,” said the citations, which did not elaborate.

Sounds like the cop got an invitation to join in on top of enough other outrageous elements being in play that he threw the book at these two ladies. Clearly some fun was had writing up whatever the base offense further charges stemmed from.

For Sweden > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:27

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What era are we using to define a compact sedan?  Are we accounting for inflation?

ranwhenparked > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:28

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Committing criminal activity is temporarily illegal under the stay home order, got it.

nerd_racing > For Sweden 05/13/2020 at 11:32

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Hopefully something was inflated! 

Nom De Plume > For Sweden 05/13/2020 at 11:35

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In all cases I’m expecting the answer to be an older model involved in a much older act.

For Sweden > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:37

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So does the law apply to modern sub-compacts only?

Nom De Plume > ranwhenparked 05/13/2020 at 11:38

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This had to be egregious .  

My bird IS the word > For Sweden 05/13/2020 at 11:41

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You can sit six feet apart in a hummer h1

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:42

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What are the odds she wanted to speak to manager no  dispatcher

Nom De Plume > For Sweden 05/13/2020 at 11:43

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I’m just going to say I believe the law applies unilaterally to all vehicles not falling under commercial categorization.  

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:45

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I guess Cruze cruises are not in the cards? Or maybe as long as I don't invite the police to join me I can get away with it. Oh right, Georgia.

For Sweden > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:45

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I need to know.

I need to know what failed society thinks a late-model 3 series is a compact car.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:56

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So previous stay at home order it was okay to commit a criminal activity?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 11:58

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So I’m exempt if I have a hatch back c oupe?

I could make a good drake meme from your post. Maybe later. 

Nom De Plume > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 05/13/2020 at 12:00

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You are probably correct in thinking their reaction to an officer’s presence was the offense. Socializing alone wouldn’t have garnered more than a finger wag.

Inability to keep eyebrows from raising while speculating was half the fun in posting this.

Nom De Plume > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 05/13/2020 at 12:01

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I’d avoid pleasure Cruze’s and keep to short trips for vital functions.

Nom De Plume > For Sweden 05/13/2020 at 12:07

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The Irish seem to be on the right track for some years now.

Thomas Donohue > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 12:16

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Meanwhile, it’s now lawful (required!) to walk into a bank dressed like this....

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 12:18

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Nice pun ;)

I don’t have much of a choice while I procrastinate about that dead battery. Georgia is basically “open,” so there are about two or three things I might reasonably do with very little risk. I might even want to go hiking somewhere different for a change.

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/13/2020 at 12:26

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Would you feel vindicated if they pocket dialed 911?

Probably should’ve avoided lifting an established reference in the title.

Nom De Plume > Thomas Donohue 05/13/2020 at 12:27

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I won’t speculate on bank security systems or protocol.  Probably safe to say there are precautions in place that get used when suspect characters enter.

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/13/2020 at 12:28

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Please do.

Thomas Donohue > Nom De Plume 05/13/2020 at 12:43

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Very suspicious if someone goes to a bank in the first place. Who goes to a bank anymore???

RallyWrench > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/13/2020 at 12:56

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Same color and wheels as the ‘72 I had much too briefly, beautiful! 

Nom De Plume > Thomas Donohue 05/13/2020 at 13:06

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Adversely, people who don’t know better than to get robbed by a bank.

smobgirl > Thomas Donohue 05/13/2020 at 13:54

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You can’t walk into my bank anymore. Problem solved.